True Lies

This week’s Monday Listicles is 9 Made-Up Facts and 1 True Fact. So let’s give it a shot.

    1) I have three sisters, none of whom live in the same state.

    2) I love to see the sunrise.

    3) I have traveled to every state except Maine.

    4) When I was in the third grade, I wanted to be a trapeze artist.

    5) I have never attended the Olympics.

    6) I transferred to another high school after vandalizing the football clubhouse.

    7) I took guitar lessons for six years.

    8) I sang second tenor in two church choirs.

    9) I have never been to a professional baseball game.

    10) In seventh grade, I beat the world’s record for solving a Rubik’s Cube.

So, which one is true? The first person to guess correctly gets to be smug all day long!

Comments

27 responses to “True Lies”

  1. shasta Avatar

    I actually think it’s #3.

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Nope! Although several of these are wrong in the details. In this case, I have been to every state except Alaska.

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Not 9!

  2. Karen Avatar

    I think it’s 9) I have never been to a professional baseball game. this is such a fun list and idea.

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Nope! I have been to Dodger Stadium and Yankee Stadium, as well as a few minor-league games!

  3. jbetke Avatar

    I’m guessing 5. I’m not sure why but it spoke to me. Great list 🙂

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      I’ve been to the Montreal Olympics and the L.A. Olympics (the ones in 1984; much too young for the earlier L.A. Olympics!).

  4. hollow tree ventures Avatar

    I’m going with #2 – I hate getting up early, but since I have no choice it’s nice to have a little natural light show to watch…

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Definitely not #2. I deeply resent the sun getting to sleep in later than I do, which it does most days.

      Yes, I know how sunlight works.

  5. oilandgarlic Avatar

    I guess #6. Just because it sounds too bad to be made up!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      No, although when we had to decorate it for game day, I did create a poster so violent that even the football team thought it was a little much.

  6. Jen Avatar
    Jen

    For some reason, I’m guessing #3

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      I’ve been to 49 states, but one of those is in fact Maine. I still need to get to Alaska.

      1. Jen Avatar
        Jen

        Sorry, I meant #4! (Trying to respond while in the car with a toddler is not easy. Good thing I wasn’t driving!)

        1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
          Tragic Sandwich

          No, yes, and yes! Which is to say, I wanted to be a bricklayer, not a trapeze artist, and yes, I know what you mean, and yes, it was!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      You win! You can be smug for . . . well, the next few hours. Bravo! 🙂

  7. Robbie Avatar

    Going with #9…just becasue!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Not #9!

  8. duckyh Avatar

    7…my choice is 7. Did anyone pick that? Truthfully I skimmed the other comments so I can not be sure.

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      I don’t think anyone else picked #7, but it’s not correct. I took guitar lessons, but only for about six weeks.

  9. sisterhoodofthesensiblemoms Avatar
    sisterhoodofthesensiblemoms

    #8 because your blog header totally makes you look like a soprano. Ellen

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      And yet I am totally a second tenor. Apparently I have the vocal cords of a much taller man.

  10. Stacie @ Snaps and Bits Avatar

    I’d be so envious if you’ve actually been to that many states. But Maine is a weird one to skip (as opposed to say, Alaska). I’m guessing tenor since it’s too weird to make up 😉

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      You’re right on both counts–Alaska is the state I haven’t been to, and I’m a second tenor!

  11. Stasha Avatar

    Trapeze artist sounds pretty cool. Much more then doctor or hair dresser 😉 great list!