I’m starting to think that Miranda Priestly may have actually been a toddler. How can I support this theory? Baguette’s meltdowns have increased in frequency over the past few days. While I can’t always understand what she’s trying to tell us, here’s what seems to be the gist of it:
- “This banana I asked for five minutes ago should have been here an hour ago!”
- “I refuse to wear pajamas!”
- “I am freezing! Where are my pajamas?”
- “Do not try to put those pajamas on me! Who do you think you are, my mother?”
- “I hate it when you comb my hair!”
- “There are tangles in my hair! I will tear them out at the roots!”
- “Those are not cereal bars. Cereal bars are one shelf down. Rearranging the pantry changes their very being!”
- “Nooooo! I want the cake mix! It is now a cereal bar!”
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