Who am I? Based on my superhero powers, I have a lot of identities.
1) The Unstoppable Force: Labor and delivery. ‘Nuff said.
2) The Emphathizer: I can (usually) snuggle and talk a tantrum away.
3) The Staunch Supporter: I can defend others against predators. Remember, “predator” is all in the perspective.
4) Arterial Flow: I am an O Negative blood donor. Type-specific is better, but in a pinch, anyone can use my blood.
5) Captain Persistence: Triathlons.
6) The Explicator: I can explain complex, unfamiliar topics so that anyone can understand them.
7) Madame Patience: I can read the same book over and over and over and over. And over.
8) Perspective Lady: I can watch Baguette eat something that has fallen onto an unfamiliar floor and say, “Immune System!”
9) The Adapter: I have managed to (mostly) surrender my sense that I should be making Baguette’s birthday cake.
10) The Amazing Prioritizer: That time-consuming thing that seems so important, but isn’t? I can let that go.
This list brought to you as a result of Monday Listicles.
Photo by jmv, via Flickr. Creative Commons.