- I don’t have a lot of time in the morning.
- I look fine like this.
- I base my worth on abilities and accomplishments.
- I forget about it.
- The most I have time for is lipstick in the car, when I remember it and there’s a red light.
- Seriously, I look just fine.
- Mr. Sandwich doesn’t think I need makeup, and why would I care if anyone else did?
- I’m not kidding. It takes too much time, and time is at a premium.
- I’m not kidding. I look fine without it.
Do I think I’m a supermodel? No. Do I think I’m a horrifying troll? Also no.
*I will wear makeup to a job interview. Or your wedding.