Monday Listicles: 10 Halloween Costumes I Have Known

These days, I have trouble coming up with Halloween costumes. But that wasn’t always the case. Of course, back then I also had a moving box full of “dress-up clothes” that offered inspiration (and parents who were able to fill in my gaps in both inspiration and execution). So what have my Halloween successes been?

1) Batman. Let me say that again: Batman. We went to any number of houses where the person giving out candy would spot my long, red hair and say “Oh, Batgirl!” And I responded, every single time, “I’m not Batgirl. I’m Batman!” (This was the only year we had store-bought costumes; we had recently moved across the country. My brother was Superman.)

2) Jockey. This was basically a shiny polyester track suit (it was the 70s) tucked into my riding boots; the outfit was topped off by my riding helmet.

3) One half of a pair of dice.

4) Colonial girl. I don’t remember if I asked for it, or if my mother just really wanted to make this costume. Which would have been odd. But it has always been my favorite period of history. Also, the guy next door later wore part of it in a very strange class production of Cinderella.

5)Speaking of which, Cinderella. My mother got her cousin to help make this costume. It didn’t really look like Disney’s Cinderella, but it was very pretty.

6) Pirate.

7) Cyclist. (It was asserted that since I was already a triathlete, this didn’t count as a costume; I replied that since I hadn’t been on a bike since before Baguette was born–and that is still true–that it was, in fact, a costume for me.)

8) Sailor. (I was stumped–but it turns out that if you go to a thrift store in a military town, you may just find a variety of uniforms.)

9) The winner? Haunted house. That’s right, an entire house. My dad and I painted a box with cobwebbed doors, shutters hanging off the window frames, and ghosts peeking out of the windows. A corner of another box made the roof. It was epic.

10) The loser? Guinevere. I wore what was essentially a teal velvet dressing gown with a ribbon as a sash. And I looked like someone in a dressing gown with a ribbon tied loosely around her.

So what are your memorable Halloween costumes?

Comments

16 responses to “Monday Listicles: 10 Halloween Costumes I Have Known”

  1. Julia Avatar

    Hi! Found you through the Monday Listicles! I’m loving the Haunted House costume! What a great idea!

    Julia
    http://www.momontherunx2.net

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Thanks! It was a great costume, and most of the credit for both the idea and the craftsmanship should go to my dad, since I was at most 6 at the time.

  2. Stasha Avatar

    You were a house. That is too awesome for words! Love how dressing up is a big deal in your family. Go Batman!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      My mother liked to create costumes rather than buy them. So far we’ve bought Baguette’s. We’ll see what happens in the future!

  3. Stacie @ Snaps and Bits Avatar

    Ha! I love it that you were a house! And, of course you were Batman 😉

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      If I’d discovered the X-Men sooner, I probably would have wanted to be Marvel Girl or Phoenix, but I’m really having trouble coming up with circumstances under which I would ever want to be Batgirl!

  4. duckyh Avatar

    A haunted house? That is so awesome!! Last year I saw a girl that was a Christmas tree. Her parents painted a big cardboard box green, cut it in the shape of a tree and poked battery operated Christmas lights through it. It was pretty darn awesome!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Oh, I like that one!

  5. sisterhoodofthesensiblemoms Avatar
    sisterhoodofthesensiblemoms

    I love that you were BatMAN! And I would love to see a picture of that haunted house. Epic indeed! Number 10 made me laugh, though. Ellen

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      I know one exists, but I’m pretty sure it’s at my dad’s house, alas!

  6. Robbie Avatar

    Haunted houses sounds totally epic!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      And heavy. That was a brief night of trick-or-treating for me.

  7. Nina Avatar

    I love unique costumes like your haunted house one. My husband’s nephew did something similar where he dressed up as a pirate ship. Not a pirate, but a pirate ship. Sooo awesome.

    As for me? I don’t really have any memorable costumes, other than the first time I came to this country and got to actually participate in trick or treating as a witch 🙂

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Oh, I love the pirate ship idea!

  8. Shell Things (@shellthings) Avatar

    Love the idea of a haunted house!

    1. Tragic Sandwich Avatar
      Tragic Sandwich

      Thanks! I may recreate it some day with Baguette, if she’s interested.