Here’s what I ran into this week:
1) This is not an article from The Onion: One of my old school districts banned sunscreen because the kids might eat it. I’m so proud.
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3) I like the idea of a cleaning planner. But what I really need to do is clean.
4) At the beginning of the summer–Memorial Day, or June 1, or thereabouts–I announced that I had a goal of losing ten pounds by Labor Day. So far, I’ve lost two. I’m going to have to extend that deadline.
5) Today we inadvertently discovered that Baguette knows the story of Snow White, and that it includes a queen and a kiss. We will be buying more movies and books shortly.
The idea of a cleaning planner makes me truly anxious. I despise cleaning.
It’s awful. But I like the idea of lists that help me not do everything, just these things now. The problem is that I actually do need to do everything.