See that owl on my forearm?
Baguette says that’s a “Mommy Bird.”
. . . which is not to be confused with
Cock-a-doo!
Rooster photo by bagsgroove, via Flickr. Creative Commons.
No More Tears and No More Tangles–that’s what my mom used on me. And it’s what we used on Baguette, once her hair got long enough to tangle.
But it turns out that’s not enough any more. Baguette’s hair is what I like to call “frothy.” It’s very fine, and sleep whips it up into what could be a fashion-forward concoction that stars would pay good money for before heading out to the red carpet–except that it’s not a style, and it needs to be combed out.
Combing, however, hurt her. And the soft brush we started out with turned out to be too soft to do more than glide over the surface of her hair.
We bought a brush that I found via Babble.com (Update: It’s the Knot Genie.) that was purported to be easier on tangles, with less pulling. And it worked, but her hair was still dry.
So we added my leave-in conditioner to the regimen, combing it through after her bath. But while that might solve the problem immediately post-bath, it didn’t help at all the next morning.
Mind you, I don’t much care if Baguette has glossy locks. She’s three, and we’re not seeking fame and fortune via reality TV.
I do care, though, if her hair gets so dry and brittle that it’s in danger of breaking, which is where we found ourselves this winter.
I started using other products, notably my Very Expensive argan oil and macadamia nut oil. Which I now need to replace. And they helped, some, but not enough to keep up with winter dryness.
Add to this that Baguette’s hair comes in two distinct layers: corkscrew curls underneath, and straight on top. It’s the straight hair that’s fragile; the curls actually seem quite lush.
Bestie’s mom suggested Suave products for kids, which were working well in their house. They were definitely better than Johnson & Johnson, but her hair still seemed very breakable. We kept using that, and added rinse-out conditioner as a second step. Still breakable.
We ordered another detangling brush that we saw advertised on Sprout TV.
And then I came across a blog post that talked about the wonders of Hot Tot products. I wish I could remember which blogger wrote about it, because I would definitely link to that post and express my thanks.
Because these products are working.
We still need to add a little leave-in conditioner, but her hair seems much healthier since we started using Hot Tot shampoo and conditioner. And that infomercial detangling brush helps a lot, too.
The only catch? Hot Tot products are expensive–they cost much more than the shampoo and conditioner I use for myself. I’m talking dog shampoo expensive here.
But they work. So we’ll keep buying them. And while we know that Baguette isn’t ready for a full haircut yet (we have to trim her bangs when she’s asleep, to keep her from freaking out at the sight of scissors), we are considering taking her to the salon to get some advice about how to keep her hair strong and healthy.
Because an interesting monster needs an interesting hairdo. But no one needs split ends.
Who am I? Based on my superhero powers, I have a lot of identities.
1) The Unstoppable Force: Labor and delivery. ‘Nuff said.
2) The Emphathizer: I can (usually) snuggle and talk a tantrum away.
3) The Staunch Supporter: I can defend others against predators. Remember, “predator” is all in the perspective.
4) Arterial Flow: I am an O Negative blood donor. Type-specific is better, but in a pinch, anyone can use my blood.
5) Captain Persistence: Triathlons.
6) The Explicator: I can explain complex, unfamiliar topics so that anyone can understand them.
7) Madame Patience: I can read the same book over and over and over and over. And over.
8) Perspective Lady: I can watch Baguette eat something that has fallen onto an unfamiliar floor and say, “Immune System!”
9) The Adapter: I have managed to (mostly) surrender my sense that I should be making Baguette’s birthday cake.
10) The Amazing Prioritizer: That time-consuming thing that seems so important, but isn’t? I can let that go.
This list brought to you as a result of Monday Listicles.
Photo by jmv, via Flickr. Creative Commons.
Please don’t get me wrong. It’s not that I don’t care about you.
Far from it. I want you, the individual, to live a life that makes you happy.
That means that if you don’t want to work outside the home, then I hope you are able to stay home.
If you want to work outside the home, then I hope you find a job you love.
If you want to be CEO, then I hope you find a way to make that happen.
If you just want to enjoy your job, work hard, and then go home, then I hope you find a way to make that happen.
If you need medication, then I hope you find the kind that works best for you.
If you don’t need medication, then don’t take any.
But none of your needs and decisions affect me or my family directly. And that means this:
How you make things work is none of my damned business, and I’m not going to judge you for it.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
From Baguette, naturally. So this is how I feel today.
Photo by beccafrog, via Flickr. Creative Commons.
I’m not a big fan of homework, and I have every intention of pushing back on Baguette’s elementary school teachers if I feel that she’s getting too much work, or homework that is only busy work.
Don’t get me wrong–I see the value in reinforcement and additional practice, particularly as students get older. And I certainly remember bringing home my own worksheets in first grade.
But I firmly believe that homework assignments should be:
Thus, my bewilderment and dismay when we were requested to provide an “ocean diorama” for Baguette’s classroom.
Dioramas are great, if you’re in, say, fourth grade. They can not only reflect the content of classroom lessons, but give the chance for students to exercise and develop skills such as project planning, space evaluation, making choices, and design and layout.
You know who can’t create a diorama? A two-year-old.
So, given my aforementioned feelings toward homework, how did Mr. Sandwich and I respond? Naturally, we produced this: