Who’s Got Time for the Mommy Wars?

Seriously, who are these people? They flame on blog posts, they appear on Anderson Cooper’s show, they write books. Write books? Who has the time? I mean, I don’t have time to read , much less write, unless I’m on… Read moreWho’s Got Time for the Mommy Wars?

Stubborn Little Girl

“Elmo!” “Say ‘please.’” Silence. “Baguette, ‘please’ is a nice way to ask for something you want. Say ‘please’ and you can watch Elmo.” Silence. “I know you can say ‘please.’ I’ve heard you do it before. Say ‘please.’” Silence. “Okay…. Read moreStubborn Little Girl

Yelling

I yell at Baguette a lot. Not when I’m angry or frustrated–that’s happened from time to time, but I’m generally able to talk through it with Mr. Sandwich rather than snap at her. Everyone should get to be married to… Read moreYelling

We Watch a Lot of Sesame Street

Mr. Sandwich: It seems like a lot of Muppets look like Keith Olbermann. Or Ben Affleck. Me: Maybe Keith Olbermann and Ben Affleck look like Muppets. Mr. Sandwich: That’s also possible.

January 2, 2012: Looking Ahead

I’m not a big believer in New Year’s Resolutions, primarily because I never keep them. But I do have goals. Here’s what I’m looking at for 2012: Get our house in order. Literally. I can’t teach Baguette to clean up… Read moreJanuary 2, 2012: Looking Ahead

Sandwiches vs. the Post Office: Round Two

Unlike the previous day’s attempt, this combination seemed to work.

The Post Office Will Completely Ignore This Kind of Notice

No big deal. We didn’t really want her to finish that nap anyhow. [/sarcasm]

Baguette Thinks Sleep Is For the Weak

At least, that seems to be her take on it. Me, I love sleep. I’m well aware that I don’t get enough, and would love to get more. But Baguette resists bedtime, and does everything she can to avoid napping…. Read moreBaguette Thinks Sleep Is For the Weak

Holiday Traditions: Roundup

I hope all of you had a very Merry Christmas–unless you don’t celebrate it, in which case I hope you had a very nice day. We can all use nice days. When I was a child (and a teen, and… Read moreHoliday Traditions: Roundup

Holiday Traditions: Opening Gifts

I’ve written about what we eat, and how we’re trying to balance different gift-giving philosophies. But what about the actual gifts? Mr. Sandwich’s family would get up and go for a run. If you don’t think this sounds traditional, then… Read moreHoliday Traditions: Opening Gifts